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About me

Gender Female
Industry Student
Occupation Paper Pusher
Location Bryan, Texas, United States
Introduction I write a blog, thing. I go to school. I try to not be such a misanthrope all the time.
Interests My interests include: typing out my interests on the internets... I like to cook, read, write, I'm awfully fond of my cat and my rabbit, I listen to all kinds of music and enjoy most of it, I'm a nitpicky motherfucker and odds are I don't like you. One of the above is not true.
Favorite Movies Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, American Beauty, Fight Club, Willow, Ladyhawke, The Princess Bride, The Incredibles, Gattica, The Adventures of Mark Twain. On TV I like Dexter, House, Family Guy (don't hate), I think the SuperNanny is hot (again, don't hate) and I've recently been watching old eps of The Wire.
Favorite Music Too extensive to list.
Favorite Books In no particular order: House of Leaves, by Mark Danielewski. Anything by Bill Bryson. A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. An annoying shout-out to that Brit Mil fucking Millington. Gavin deBecker and The Gift of Fear as well as Fear Less. Barbara Ehrenreich. Oscar Wilde, specifically The Nightingale and the Rose. Margaret Atwood, Orxy & Crake. Andrew X. Pham, Catfish and Mandala. David Sedaris.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Fwipasssssshhhh.