tau factor
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Anak Krakatau, West of Java, Ohio |
| Introduction | patrolling the Mendoza Line since 1999, sir! |
| Interests | politics, linguistics, baseball, hockey, philosophy, lingua latina, poetry, english literature, american literature |
| Favorite movies | In Tall Fescue (the 1939 remake) |
| Favorite music | whatever the walmart dj is playing that day |
| Favorite books | have pictures on every page |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Alice, A maple syrup holder, and shaped like a cock, too! Since you and I joined the Soc. for Prevention of Cruelty to Sugar Maples, I thought this was a gag gift. Then I remembered that as you read this sentence, you won't remember the last one. So, thank you for the $500. It will be handy when I buy textbooks, if I don't blow it all on shots and hookers first. Your loving nephew, tau