Mind the Shocker
My blogs
| Industry | Human Resources |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Full Time Lady of the Night |
| Location | Cholesterol, The Wide World of Sports, Antarctica |
| Introduction | I invented time, sound and the english language. My hobbies include taking drugs seriously and inventing things. |
| Interests | lepers, crack, ornamental horticulture, assorted crustaceans, lionesses, bullfighting and spots. |
| Favorite movies | There are no such things as movies. Everything is real, even movies. |
| Favorite music | My fathers invented music by stretching the intestines of dinosaurs over the grand canyon. Once the intestines were tight enough, my fathers snorted crack until they died. Their snorts were the first song ever. |
| Favorite books | The First Book Ever, shat by Oderus. |
What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
Though I have only expirimented with masking tape, I am quite certain that the number .004 will do the job.

