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Andrea
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GenderFemale
IndustryStudent
OccupationCorn star, overdressed supervillain, melodramatic poet, and ginger wrangler
Locationin the imagination jungle, playing frisbee with the leopards., West Virginia, United States
IntroductionName's Andrea. I'm on a safari journey for the meaning in my rather shallow birdbath life, and my favorite place seems to be the gutter. I'm an INFP; closet romantic with no regard for logical thought. Speaking of closets, I own a ridiculously large one in which I've stored the last sixteen years of my life in once scribbled-in sketchbook form. I also own prismacolor pencils and the subtlety of a firetruck. I'm learning how to effectively (if improperly) use them both.
Interestsdaydreaming, poetry, reading, culture, boys, writing, Kingdom Hearts, fashion, internet politics, Disney, high school melodrama, music, manga, anime, socks, angst, Myers Briggs, theatre, No More Heroes, closets, visual kei, sociology, tumblr, eavesdropping, innuendo, video games, Team Fortress 2, bondage, pretension, astrology, bunnies, Homestuck, mythology, psychology, optimism
Favorite moviesPrincess Mononoke, Mulan, The Breakfast Club, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, The Avengers, Inception, FVII: Advent Children, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Producers, Moulin Rouge, 10 Things I Hate About You, Baby Mama, Finding Nemo, The Princess and the Frog, The Lion King, The Beauty and the Beast, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hot Shots!, Dead Leaves, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Heroic Trio, tv shows:, Fooly Cooly, Phineas and Ferb, Sailor Moon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Daria, The Big Bang Theory, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Futurama, Animaniacs, The Guild, plays:, Avenue Q, Spring Awakening, RENT, Honk!
Favorite musicHanson, Say Anything, Florence + The Machine, Straylight Run, Yoko Shimomura, Ani DiFranco, Phillip Roebuck, The Pink Spiders, Ice Nine Kills, scarling, Jack Off Jill, Cinema Bizarre, World's End Girlfriend, Queen, Lady GaGa, Spice Girls, Motion City Soundtrack, Iration, The Pillows, GazettE, Porcelain and the Tramps, Nicki Minaj, Fall Out Boy, Caravan Palace, The Fratellis, Ida Maria, Tori Amos, Sugarland, Rise Against, E.S. Posthumous, Broken Social Scene, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Ludo, No Doubt, The Dresden Dolls, Emilie Autumn, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Imogen Heap, TeddyLoid, The Lonely Island, The Decemberists
Favorite booksGood Omens, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Inkheart series, Harry Potter, Protector of the Small Quartet, This Must be Love, Nightlight: A Parody, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, A Separate Peace, The Outsiders, The Long Walk, Rage, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Mortal Instruments series, Madapple, All You Need Is Kill, The Looking Glass Wars, Bridge to Terabithia, James and the Giant Peach, Chronicles of Narnia, James and the Giant Peach, poetry:, Identical, The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, Andrea Gibson, Derrick Brown, Brian Omni Dillon, manga:, XxxHolic, Paradise Kiss, Kimi Wa Petto, Rosario + Vampire, Air Gear, Blade of the Immortal, Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

The milkshake feels neglected and alone now that I'm no longer using my superbly powerful straw to puncture and love it and it alone. I really doubt it believes in straw-threesomes, so I'm guessing that this will just become a triangle of anger, indecision, and bitter, sexually-charged hatred.

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