AlphaBetaParkingLot
| Industry | Science |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Hobologist |
| Location | Differdange, Luxembourg |
| Introduction | I am a Canadian-born Bio Major, now studying in the streets of Luxembourg, observing the yearly migration of Hobos from Luxembourg to Italy. I first came to the field in 1997 when I was entering a Deli in Seattle and a homeless man asked me for half of my meal. I gave him what he asked for, and went on my way. However, the following day when I was in Portland, I saw the same man asking for spare change. We sat down for a solid hour discussing the episode of Friends with Ross' Library Book, and Socio-economic policies of Papa New Guinea, but I was forced to continue on my way. The next week i was in San Fransisco presenting a plan for genetic modification of Mogwai's when I saw the same man in the back listening to my speech. This was when it dawned on me that there were more important things in life then Gremlins, and I instead spent 3 years at DeVry University in the field of Hobo Studies. Feeling that Hobo's abroad were not getting their due attention, i traveled to Europe. The last 4 years of my life i have spent accompanying a Hobo named Red as he make his yearly trips to down to The Vatican, and up to the Luxembourg Gate. It has all truly been a most rewarding experience. |
| Favorite music | Cake |