An Autistic Walks into a Bar

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About me

Introduction I know you are but what am I? End my existential crisis. Full package messed up in shipping and handling. I'd return me too.
Interests Fucking around and finding out you're Oz. Ready to drop dead from my ACE score of 9. I don't have time for both.
Favorite Movies Dogma; Queimada; Erin Brockovich; The Client; Lucky Number Slevin; Igby Goes Down; Factory Girl; Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon; Little Mermaid; Matilda
Favorite Music Metric; Jimmy Eat World; Fugees
Favorite Books How to Kill a Mockingbird; A Child Called It; Taming of the Shrew

Paper or briefs?

My stepmom and her husband killed me to keep their job. I heal loudly so no one has to die in silence.