Francii
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Bad ass mofo |
| Location | Campbeltown, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am six feet tall, blonde, with startlingly blue eyes, deep as the sea. I spend my time reading the great works of Charles Dickens while taking tea and scones on the patio. I have five children, all stunningly attractive like me, though I don't see them much as I feel sorry for them when they pale in comparison next to me. My husband is an investment banker, he works away a lot which leaves me free to pursue my affair with my gardener, Marcell. This is, fortunately (unfortunately?!?), all lies, except Marcell, he exists, he's my goldfish, but it was fun to write. I'm a single mother who drinks seventeen cups of coffee a day, which rather than give me plenty of energy and motivation, causes me to procrastinate to the extreme and have random and sometimes disturbingly stupid thoughts. So I'll put them here rather than frightening anybody in real life :D |
| Interests | American contemporary fiction, films of the quirky variety, walking, cross stitching, procrastinating, occasionally studying, playing with my kids, cups of tea, abernethy biscuits, island hopping, jet setting, water polo, deep sea diving and space travel. I have my own spaceship, if anyone's interested in a wee trip to the far reaches of the universe...? |
| Favorite Movies | Coen brothers, Peter Jackson, Being John Malkovich, Children of Men, Magnolia, Crash, Twelve Monkeys, Amelie, Pan's Labyrinth, Disney, Hayao Miyazaki, There Will Be Blood, Little Miss Sunshine |
| Favorite Music | Lots and lots :) |
| Favorite Books | Bill Bryson, Nick Hornby, John Kennedy Toole, Henry Miller, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Jane Austen. |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
No. It would rust and hurt their eco system. However, if they evolve to have legs and breathe air, then we'll talk.