tonywade
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Construction |
| Occupation | i sell asphalt to assholes |
| Location | Victoria, BC, Canada |
| Introduction | blonde,Massive rocket tits, kinda stoopit, enjoy being naked, dont wear underwear, always wanted a George Foreman Grill, can crush beer cans between my boobies, despise Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (what a douche) Love the smell of gas-i'll have a gas fight with you any day, not joking, don't really like baked potatoes, or pork chops-sorry, can toss a mean frisbee, LOVE Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs-FUCK he's FUCKEN HOT, best episode of the Simpsons is when Homer goes to space and is competing with Barney-" TRA LA LA LUMP DE DOOOO- that was non alcoholic champagne" |
| Interests | Reading, Cooking, Camping, Getting Drunk, Wasting time on the computer |
| Favorite movies | Forest Gump, Mary Poppins, Shawn of the Dead, 40 year old Virgin,The Princess Bride, Lost in Translation, Fried Green Tomatoes, Fiddler on the Roof, Life is, Beautiful, South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Zoolander, Team America, World Police, Fubar, Grandma's Boy (don't fucken knock it, you're just mad that Grandma's not in Remington Steele anymore), Superbad, I think its pretty fucken sweet that movies are finally showing dinks, its been a total double standard forever. You know its ok to show tits and VG''s in the movies, but to justify it, guys always say "well who wants to see a dick?" I don't think that argument stands up. HAHA get it? stands up? Dinks bwahahah |
| Favorite music | Tom Petty, Travelling Willburys, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Pearl Jam, CCR, The Beatles, The Eagles, Frank Zappa, and way much more stuff, Buddy Holly, Neil Diamond, Jon Sedaka, George Harrison, George thourogood, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Grateful Dead, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Roy Orbison, Tragically Hip, Elton John (even tho he seems to be really bitchy lately) Rolling Stones, Heart, The Hollies, The Mamas and the Papas, Sublime, Technotronic, Wings, Weird Al Yankovic, Wesley Willis (CUT THE MULLET!!), Talking Heads, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood mac, Blue Rodeo, Colin James, Jack Johnson, |
| Favorite books | A Bird in the House, Goodnight mr Tom, East of Eden, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Go Dog Go, Woman, An Intimate Geography, Trinity, Angelas Ashes, |
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