The Great Joe Bivins
Gender | Male |
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Occupation | Unemployed |
Location | Casselberry, Florida, United States |
Introduction | The Great Joe Bivins isn't as big a jerk as he pretends to be, he's just trying to conceal a creamy nougat center. |
Favorite Movies | A Clockwork Orange, Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, Citizen Kane, Pi, the Princess Bride, A Mighty Wind, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Synecdoche New York, Office Space |
Favorite Music | Pink Floyd, the Beatles, the Presidents of the United States of America, They Might Be Giants, the White Stripes, Whirlwind Heat, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Ben Folds Five, Muse, Spinal Tap |
Favorite Books | Slapstick, Breakfast of Champions, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish |
What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?
A Pedophilic Wet Dream