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Gender	Female
Occupation	Homemaker
Introduction	Ten things about me: 1. I own a dinosaur. 2. I hate feet. Yours, mine, everyone's. I always have. 3. My favorite color is orange. The louder and more obnoxious, the better. 4. If they ever require a license to breed, it will be because of me. 5. My favorite beverage is coffee. My favorite alcoholic beverage is scotch. 6. It's impossible to offend me. 7. I like to chain smoke in my free time. 8. I want to die one day. Not in a suicidal way or anything, I'm just not into immortality. I want to live, turn 80, and die. 9. I find humor in everything. 10. As of writing this, I've been kicked out of four mom's groups. Bonus Question (for those who keep asking): Yes, that's my eye.
Interests	Myself, my child, my husband, writing badly, anything computer related, books, movies, video games, cooking, baking
Favorite movies	Fight Club
Favorite music	musicals, soundtracks, rock, classic rock, classical
Favorite books	I can read almost anything.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Why would I escape? I'd eat the goat, play with the slinky, and love every minute of the silence.