Gark
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Location | IOWA CITY, IA, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | Welcome. All the jokes/opinions expressed here are my own. Except in the comments box, those are likely yours or somebody else's. |
| Favorite movies | Good ones. |
| Favorite music | Something with a beat that I can dance badly to. |
| Favorite books | Bank, Note, and of Love |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie P., Thank you for the rooster maple syrup dispenser. Now, I will feel cock-sure of myself when I put syrup on my pancakes. Lovingly your hen-pecked nephew