THE ADMIRAL
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | SHIT FULMINOLIGIST (I study the interaction between shit and lightning, just like Ronnie James Dio) [RIP] [ALSO RIP DIMEBAG] |
| Location | INNER SPACE (which is even more infinite than your mom's arse) [ONLY "YOUR MOM" JOKE I WILL EVER MAKE] |
| Introduction | ONE TIME, there was this guy who was born, underwent various biological processes for 38 years, and NEVER DID SHIT. I am that man. |
| Interests | Whatever interests me. WHICH IS NOT YOU. |
| Favorite movies | Withnail & I (BECAUSE ***I*** AM IN IT) [figuratively] |
| Favorite music | IIIIIIIIII'MMMMMM SAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIING AWAY, DOTAA DADA DAH, TO A FRIENDLY SHORE. THE LOVE BOAT, EXCITING AND NEW. COME ABOARD, I'M EXPECTING YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! (to be my breakfast) |
| Favorite books | I DON'T LIKE SHIT (except philosophy, classic dystopias, early psychology, sociology, history, science, Carl Fucking Sagan, and that piece of shit you wrote that you call "a book"). Yeah, it wasn't too bad, actually. |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
CAPITALISM, THE GREATEST SYSTEM EVER DEVISED BY MONKEYS. YOU ARE A PIG-DOG.