Yanmato
My blogs
| Occupation | Cabbage- Flowerer |
|---|---|
| Location | La-La Land, The State of Denial, Zimbabwe |
| Introduction | In 1492, lil' Yanmato was born into a poor caste, destined to work at the get-impaled-by-things factory. His father was a common sock monger by day, zombie killing ninja pirate by night. The rest is pretty hazy for Yanmato, due to an incident with a wayward bottle of chloroform with nothing left to lose (See his first blog), but he's told it involves the coast guard and sculpture from feces. |
| Interests | cheese, your face, your mother, the Mind Pope, Sculpture with feces |
| Favorite Movies | That one with the guy and the thing |
| Favorite Music | The kind that goes all like, doody doot dooo! |
| Favorite Books | The kind with words |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
He stood on a block of ice, which melted.