Illegals.Only.Here
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Guide/Foundation President |
| Location | Manassas, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | Mr. Juan Muhammed Kim entered the United States on June 25, 1987 as a tourist from his native country, the name of which he prefers to keep to himself, as he hasn't yet brought all his relatives over. He filed his first lawsuit on June 26, 1987, charging that it was highly discriminatory to force foreign visitors to the United States to wait in a separate line from American citizens at the Immigration counter. He was awarded $5,250. With these funds, combined with his first welfare check, Mr. Muhammed Kim put a down payment on a house in comfortable Westchester County just outside New York City. He joined the American Secret Society of Illegals in 1988. Mr. Muhammed Kim still has several complaints about the United States, especially about the difficulty of training native Americans to be decent servants, but nonetheless opted to remain in this country and devote his life to assisting other illegals in working their way through the dangers and intricacies of getting into America and succeeding once we arrive here. |
| Interests | Border Hiking; Filing lawsuits; Driving Americans crazy |
| Favorite Movies | "The Border"; American Lampoon VACATION, for its revealing portrait of how naive Americans are and easily fooled. |
| Favorite Music | "Catch Me if You Can." |
| Favorite Books | 1001 Ways to File a Lawsuit; Dangers of American Feminism; How to Start a Business in America. |
Why are Americans so unware at how easily we're over-running them?