FelidaTheG33k

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Introduction Be very wary! Apparently I caused Eve to eat the apple, the great flood, the falling of the tower of Babel, the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem, the crucifiction of Jesus, the black plague, chicken flu, world war 1 and 2, famine, earthquakes, the eruption of the Vesuv and Mt. Saint Helens. I'm responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs, the sinking of the Titanic, Osama Bin Laden, the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker embracing the Dark Side of the Force and Rebecca Black singing "Friday". I am the head of the Illuminati, the NWO and the Mickey Mouse Club, and I'm a MASTERMIND that controls people to the point of self destruction via chocolate chip cookie overdose!