chefranden
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | That which pleases me. |
| Location | Superior, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | Retired chef, factory worker, preacher, handyman, car salesman, business owner, restaurant manager, Chicken farm hand, hired killer, paper boy, kid, baby, fetus, sperm/egg... Still employed as husband and grandfather. |
| Interests | Politics, religion, economic justice, justice, art, music, baby sitting, squirrels, digital photography, photoshop, painter 9 |
| Favorite movies | Don't watch 'em |
| Favorite music | smooth jazz, dean martin, frank sinatra, k.d. lang, sade, willie nelson, b b king, eric clapton, stevie ray vaugn, Beatles, Beausoleil, Queen,... |
| Favorite books | Ishmael,Philosophy in the Flesh, The Culture of Makebelieve, Lord of the Rings, The Big Bang Never Happened, Drawing on the Right side of the Brain, the Art of Photoshop, A People's History of the United States, Gonzo Science, Franny and Zooey, Walking on Water, Clueless at the Top, Writing Down the Bones, When Corporations Rule the World, |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
It's simple enough. I don't poop. I shit. Now if you called it a shit deck, I might be in trouble.