Jaymie Mart
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | Downhill Mountain Biker/Nutritionist |
| Location | Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am the funniest funny person you will ever meet or have the pleasure of speaking to! |
| Interests | Racing DH,Eating Super Dickmans,Chasing Cows Fornication,Wearing Lycra and other bits of free clothing,Picking my nose |
| Favorite movies | Alice in Wonderland- IT ROCKS, Rocky, Amelie, City of Gods, Elizabeth Town, Empire Records, The Shawshank Redemption, The power of One, |
| Favorite music | "Fish"- Mr Scruff (would you like to meet the frog man???---YEAH!) |
| Favorite books | Lance Armstrong Its not about the Bike, Ruby Wax Autobiography, Paolo Choelo The Alchemist, The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation! |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made out of rye bread to commerate the dry hump.