Jaymie Mart

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Sports or Recreation
Occupation Downhill Mountain Biker/Nutritionist
Location Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Introduction I am the funniest funny person you will ever meet or have the pleasure of speaking to!
Interests Racing DH, Eating Super Dickmans, Chasing Cows Fornication, Wearing Lycra and other bits of free clothing, Picking my nose
Favorite Movies Alice in Wonderland- IT ROCKS, Rocky, Amelie, City of Gods, Elizabeth Town, Empire Records, The Shawshank Redemption, The power of One
Favorite Music "Fish"- Mr Scruff (would you like to meet the frog man???---YEAH!)
Favorite Books Lance Armstrong Its not about the Bike, Ruby Wax Autobiography, Paolo Choelo The Alchemist, The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation!

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of rye bread to commerate the dry hump.