tyler.e
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| Location | Albury, NSW, Australia |
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| Introduction | I'm Tyler. I like toast. I like stuff. I like Arcade Fire. I like drawing. I like being stupid. I like karate. I live in a city full of hills with a river running through it. There's a beautiful bridge and parks and old buildings and music and clubs and drugs and fat people and thin people and sex and violence and death and life. And shoe shops, for some reason. Loads of them. I hate school. I hate teachers. I like dancing .. yep, drinking, dating...anything that begins with a 'd' really...I have a recurring dream where I’m being educated by a fox wearing a waistcoat and a fez who has the voice of Hugh Grant. I sometimes wake up laughing after that, and then I feel a little disappointed that I have to go and be educated by real, boring humans. But hey. I hate smoothie companies that try to be my friend. I'll make my own, thank you very much. I smile a lot. And people smile back. It’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhoea. I love life and hate people who don't. I don't really give two shits if you like me or not. We're only here once so... Fuck it. No? |