Claire
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Location | Austin, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I like talking at length about things that might not even need to be talked about. I'm a graphic designer. My first word was "cheese." |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
The children need to learn to wait. But if they must, here is the story: once there was a bald frog. He needed a wig, mysteriously, because if he did not have hair clearly the lady frogs would consider him less virile. ...Because frogs care. Seriously? This makes no sense. Children, go play with matches or something more useful.