Introduction	I am completely hairless. No one knows how freakin' funny I am. Well, maybe there's one person out there that does. :)
Interests	Family, church, crosswords, racquetball, alopecia areata, swimming, New Zealand, Australia, Florida, Utah, Orem, 1988, 80s music

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Just a sec while I get my diary. (Can you believe I got that question?)