David Milner

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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation formerly Professor of Social Psychology
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction Professor of Social Psychology, who retired early in order to do something else: writing a novel, Black and Blue, which has yet to find a publisher, and an autobiography, FESS which is self-published (Amazon ebooks or from www.aboutfess.com). In FESS I have found what I will be happy to do for the rest of my life: writing stuff. I have been married twice but have not yet found the key to this peculiar institution. I am still auditioning people for the role of 'my partner', but it may be that my age (102) is some kind of deterrent , as the tsunami of applicants has become more like a dripping tap. I may become bi-sexual in order to increase the target group. I have two creative, intelligent and beautiful daughters, and two stepsons, one of whom is a leading mountain biker and journalist, the other is a white rapper. Check my website: www.aboutfess.com
Interests writing, stand-up, reading, crosswords, movies, travel, The Country, carpentry, design, football, hill-walking, dog-snogging
Favorite Movies The Concert, Magnificent 7, Blazing Saddles, Godfather trilogy, Some like it Hot, All Almodovar, All Coen Bros, Anything with De Niro, Pacino, Helen Mirren
Favorite Music Dylan 1962-80, Beatles, Harrison solo, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, Tracy Chapman, Tom Petty, Ed Sheerin, First Aid Kit, Amy Winehouse, Billie Holliday, Otis Redding, Bach, Beethoven, and Spurs are on their way to Wembley.
Favorite Books The works of Philip Roth, Howard Jacobson, John Updike, Michael Connelly, Anne Tyler, Colour Purple, Catastrophic memory Failure, I'll come back to this.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would first get on to Wiki on my iPhone to find out what a slinky is. If it is edible I will eat it or feed it to the goat which is looking hungry and eyeing my thigh, and then call the emergency services