Tony Novakuum-Clifford
My blogs
| Industry | Non-Profit |
|---|---|
| Occupation | I take pretty pictures and wear camp clothes |
| Location | Ubud, Bali, Indonesia |
| Introduction | Above: Picture of my friend Roy, reddened face (through cheap booze), bad teeth, bad hair cut and all. Taken by me as he forced himself on an unsuspecting tourist (their face removed) during "Tuna Tuesday". Some people call me Tony Novak-Clifford but that is not my real name. It is a sad fact I am Roy Thompson's best friend in the whole world. I do not want the "honor" but it seems I have no choice. I can not tell him to find someone else to share his feelings and thoughts with as there is no-one. I thought it time to publish a blog about Roy AKA Wayan in the hope someone would do a merciful thing and take over from me, after all I have been Roy's best friend now for 4 years and it is getting difficult. People keep pointing at me, I am sure they laugh; "Look, it is Roy Thompson's best friend"! Please help me, I am wretched I know, but I do not want to be "Wayan's" best friend any more. Thanking you in anticipation. Tony Novakuum-Clifford, sometimes wrongly called Tony Novak-Clifford |
| Interests | I like to go to 3rd world countries wearing my pink bandana and leather waste coat. I take steroids. I impress young men very much; they often call me their sugar daddy because I am so sweet to them. I publish some of my pictures but most I keep to file share with my like-minded friends around the world. |
| Favorite movies | Sex on the beach (on a private beach of course dears). Hello little boy, whats your name? Oh, that isn't a film yet, I must make it. |
| Favorite music | Anything by Queen, Boy George, Wham |
| Favorite books | The Beano Annual |