BronxBullschitzHere

My blogs

Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation	I'm am a bullshitter with my New York CompStat Miracle maker. It reduces the crime in your city with a press of a button. No bullshit.
Location	I'm a carpetbagger, so anywhere will do fine, just as long as they pay me., Peoples Republic of America, Costa Rica
Introduction	Hi there, big fella! I'm Bronx Bullschitz, cousin of Ace Reporter Phil Schitz. By the way Phil took his pension and is residing in Costa Rica.
Interests	Schlitz beer. Preferably a lot. Streetlights. Preferably a lot.
Favorite Movies	1970s era porn. No tatoos on the girls and they all have more jungle than an old Tarzan movie. Okay, just joking. "Seven, Usual Suspects, L.A. Confidential, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Primary Colors, and Animal House.
Favorite Music	Disco. Bring it on KC and the Sunshine Band! Just joking. I Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. They were brilliant.
Favorite Books	Anything that has cartoons. Just joking. John Grisham is a great storyteller.

Do you feel safe in the city you live in? If no, you need my CompStat Miracle Program!