Frenchiphile
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| Introduction | I speak French. I swear. I love art, history, language, and literature. I'm sarcastic. I procrastinate. Most people think I'm funny. I can make poignant observations and incredibly dumb jokes. I rant. I believe in equality, but not for corporations, because they're not people. |
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You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
How deep is the well? And how the fuck did I get trapped with a goat? I guess I'd try to stand on the goat and use the slinky to attract attention. Or I'd try to skin the goat and use its pelt as a rope. Or, I'd use my cell phone to call for help, keep the slinky & goat, and make some badass fromage de chèvre when I got out. Like a boss.