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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Location | Shoe Capital |
| Introduction | Severly corroded, squeaky, and with a few missing parts. Highly combustible. Comes with cold-as-hell-freezing-over panic button (use for emergency only). High-capacity memory card (forgives but not forgets). User-friendly interface. No manual required. Hi-fidelity. Lo-maintenance. Lethargic. Batteries, obviously, not included. Runs best on solar power. Payable in kind only. Flexi installment plans available. Available in pale and XXS only. |