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Interests Delusions of grandeur. Self-aggrandizement. Pie. Sex. Sex with pie. Blogging. Having sex with a pie while eating a different pie and blogging about how great I imagine I am. Even if i am eating and screwing the same pie that is okay.
Favorite Movies All I know for sure is that for every line of dialogue you can remove and replace with explosions or tits the better the movie becomes. So by that rationale the best movie ever is about breasts made of fire and pressure waves.
Favorite Music I like songs about pain and decay. I also like albums by the Muppets.
Favorite Books Cookbooks. Phone Books. Anything ghost-written by the Muppets. Pocket-sized religious texts.