My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Location	Cumming, Georgia
Introduction	I woo women with my sensuous and godlike autoharp playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in Pygmy architecture, I am the former bass player of the band Javelin, and I am an outlaw in Peru. I think reverb is dishonest but sometimes necessary.
Interests	I was born with a piece of J.C. Penny stainless steel flatware in my mouth, and I scratched and clawed my way out of the middle class ghetto of Northfield, New Jersey to become the feared yet loved pariah that I am today. I make my living with money I earned composing innocuous television scores under an assumed name. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice. Children trust me.
Favorite movies	I don't perspire. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes more times than I can remember. I have perfect balance, I have all of my teeth, and I can dodge a wrench. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Favorite music	Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a whisk and a waffle iron. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.