The Frogman

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Chief Comedy Ninja
Location St. Louis, MO, United States
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Introduction I try my best to make the funny...all from home base in my parent's basement. I'm not one of those creepy basement guys...I'm just having medical issues. So until I get better I've decided to use my ample free time to try and entertain you losers.
Interests Guitar, Guitarists, Guitar stuff, Guitar Strings, Monkeys, Monkeys playing guitar, Guitar Pedals, Guitar Amplifiers, Guitar Straps, Sexual Intercourse (with the ladies), Guitar Pickups, Guitar Whammy Bars, Guitar Themed Furniture, Computers (mainly for looking at the ladies neked), Guitar Tuning Pegs, Guitar Picks, Guitar Pickguards, Do people actually read this, Guitar Trinkets, Guitars of the Bass Variety, Guitars of the Electric Variety, Donkey Shows, Graphic Design, Web Design, Guitar Books, Guitar DVD's, Guitar VHS's, Boobies, Guitar Shaped Pastry, Comedy, Acting, Theatre, Midget Wrestling, Guitars of the Classical Variety, Guitar Recording Equipment, and Quantum Physics
Favorite Movies American Booty, An Officer And A Genitalman, Analyze These, Apollo 69, Ball In The Family, Battlestar Orgasmica, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!, Bi-Curious George, Bruce Allmeaty. Buffy The Vampire Layer, Butt Nuggets, Cheeks and Thongs: Up In Stroke, Das Boob, Dawson's Crack, Dildo Baggins: Lord Of The Wangs, Edward Penishands, Ejacula, Et: The Extra Testicle, Fill Bill, Forrest Hump, Good Will Humping, Hairy Pooter And The Sorcerer's Bone, Hung Wankenstein, Moulin Splooge, Oklahomo!, Pulp Friction, Rambone, Rear And Pleasant Danger, Scrotal Recall, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Sperms Of Endearment, Tea Bagger Vance, The Boobyguard, The Humpback Of Nasty Dames, The Sperminator, What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?, Willy Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory, Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy, and Finding Nemo
Favorite Music 311, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, Beck, Black Sabbath, Bush, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, Days of the New, Dire Straits, Eric Clapton, Everlast, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Fuel, Green Day, House of Pain, Jane's Addiction, Jerry Cantrell, Jewel, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Joe Walsh, John Mayer, Led Zeppelin, Live, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Pearl Jam, Phish, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sheryl Crow, Silverchair, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Steve Vai, Stone Temple Pilots, Tantric, Temple of the Dog, The Beatles, The Doors, The Eagles, The Who, Tool, U2, Violent Femmes, ZZ Top
Favorite Books Where's Waldo?, Where's Waldo Now?, Where's Waldo - The Fantastic Journey, Where's Waldo - In Hollywood!, Where's Waldo - The Wonder Book, Where's Waldo - The Great Picture Hunt, War and Peace, and Everybody Poops

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?

I do a pretty mean hand shadow.