Jest Jake (as in everything is)
| Industry | Education |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Propergandist |
| Location | Tangiers, Algeria |
| Introduction | This is a totally bogus biography, but chuck it. |
| Interests | Film, Potted Plants, Clocks... |
| Favorite movies | Chinatown, The Two Jakes, Everything's Jake... |
| Favorite music | Less Than Jake, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Jake Bugg |
| Favorite books | Big Adventures with Little Jake, John Jakes, Jake Ransom and the Skull King's Shadow... |