Hot Minivan Mom
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Living... |
| Introduction | This blog is a fictional creation of my vivid imagination! IF you think you recognize yourself or an event you were involved in and you LIKE it--buy me a drink! IF you think you recognize yourself or an event you were involved in and it pisses you off, I'll buy you a drink! |
| Interests | Can I taste it, drink it, read it, lick it, touch it, dance to it? Then I'm interested in it! |
| Favorite movies | Is Matt Damon in it? Then it's my favorite! OH, and I HATE sappy-ass Christmas movies. |
| Favorite music | Can I dance to it? Can I sing it really loudly and completely off-key in my minivan? Then I like it. |
| Favorite books | All of them. Except Moby Dick. It's just too long, thick and self-indulgent. Some dicks unfortunately have that problem. |