Old Iron Blood
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Construction |
| Occupation | Solar, motherfucker, is the way!!! |
| Location | State College, PA, United States |
| Introduction | An Icelandic nigger with splintered fingertips, a mean taste for beer, and no patience for the bullshit. |
| Interests | Is it creative? Yes?! Oh good! |
| Favorite Movies | Bladerunner, Tropic Thunder, Beaches, something in that general vein. |
| Favorite Music | What's YOUR favorite music? |
| Favorite Books | Books are for burning for my thermal comfort. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
As any rational human being would do, I would slaughter the goat in such a way that I could use the entrails as rope and use the left over meat as a snack as I make my way up and out of the well...elementary!!