Norbert Trouser-Quandary

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation Master of the Erotic Arts and Sciences. Professor of Theoretical and Applied Orgiastics at the University of Little Frigging in the Wold.
Location Little Frigging in the Wold, Upper Thyghspreader, United Kingdom
Introduction Master of the Erotic Arts and Sciences. Professor of Theoretical and Applied Orgiastics at the University of Little Frigging in the Wold.
Interests Moistness
Favorite Movies Debbie Does Bilston, Deep Stoat, Behind The Green Tupping Shed Door
Favorite Music The Ululations of sex weasels at dawn
Favorite Books The Scented Allotment

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Because the small things are no bigger than the size that they are - except on Tuesdays, of course, but you already smell of accountancy.