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Gender	Female
Occupation	Nurse
Location	Minnesota, United States
Introduction	I'm a platinum blonde cougar with a wild sense of humor. I love reading good fiction, spending quality time with friends and family, and sleeping late. I kick ass in the kitchen. My turn-ons include candlelit dinners, foot massages and smartasses. My turn-offs include mullets, excessive body hair and idiots.
Interests	Reading good fiction, hanging out with friends, music
Favorite movies	Better Off Dead, Tommyboy, most horror movies
Favorite music	Prince, Hair Metal, anything 80's
Favorite books	Anything by Jodi Picoult Anne Rice or John Irving

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I could never say it without laughing. Ever.