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You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Dear Old Band: I have realized, through some epic soul-searching, that it was irrational of me to quit the band because you ate my Oreos. I can understand how their chocolatey deliciousness would sway you to betray me in such a manner. Anyways, back to the point. I'm not mad at you anymore. Also, thank you to my parents for letting me move back in. :D