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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Jemima: I am glad to see that you have finally convinced the syrup company to sell back the rights to your body in exchange for the rights to your pet rooster. Thank you for sending me the prototype of the new bottle--it looks great. This will go well with the pancakes that mrs. butterworth sent me for my birthday. ciao