MrIndieDay
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Newark, NJ, United States |
| Introduction | A vested interest in the abuse of my talent. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear woman, I would prefer you dispense this maple syrup, and not this inadequate piece of rubbish. It is one of your duties as a vagina to do menial tasks my genitals are too large for. So take this back to your shop, and give me the money it required to purchase it as well. Since you are inept as to how to use a man's hard-earned currency. Base bitch. Sincerely, MrIndieDay. P.S. Miss you!