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Introduction	HEY! So this is the Chode Monologues. Q: Why is it called the Chode Monologues? A: Because the Vagina Monologues suck, and Chode is a vulgar polarity to Vagina. We never actually watched Vagina Monologues except for like the first ten minutes on HBO when we were like 10 years old and thought it was a show about vaginas. There, we got that out of the way. Fortunately, we already purchased the domain name thechodemonologues.com, so nobody can take our idea and fuck us over. Unfortunately, we have down syndrome and don't know how to make a website past buying it. So enjoy shitty blogspot! The Chode Monologues is composed of four frat boys who might actually be conscious enough to record topics we discuss or think about over our time here at Yale University. We may actually be the dumbest people at this school. If you want evidence, the last few conversations the four of us have had have been: complaining about one of us not getting up until 2 every day, would you rather have your daughter be handicapped or the biggest slut in school, and what if girls laid eggs?

Introduction

HEY! So this is the Chode Monologues. Q: Why is it called the Chode Monologues? A: Because the Vagina Monologues suck, and Chode is a vulgar polarity to Vagina. We never actually watched Vagina Monologues except for like the first ten minutes on HBO when we were like 10 years old and thought it was a show about vaginas. There, we got that out of the way. Fortunately, we already purchased the domain name thechodemonologues.com, so nobody can take our idea and fuck us over. Unfortunately, we have down syndrome and don't know how to make a website past buying it. So enjoy shitty blogspot! The Chode Monologues is composed of four frat boys who might actually be conscious enough to record topics we discuss or think about over our time here at Yale University. We may actually be the dumbest people at this school. If you want evidence, the last few conversations the four of us have had have been: complaining about one of us not getting up until 2 every day, would you rather have your daughter be handicapped or the biggest slut in school, and what if girls laid eggs?