Captain Boondoggle
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Grant Miller Media.
- Kate Horowitz: Things Written Down
- ListenToLeon.net
- Martinis For Two
- No Brainy Stuff
- SEARCHING FOR A NEW TOMORROW
- Spectacular Blog
- The Long Walk Home
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Pest Control |
| Location | Chicago, IL, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | At the tender age of six my grandfather told me of a story of a visit to a bar in which the owner of the bar had a pet monkey. During this chance encounter, a patron entered with a large dog with an inbred desire to kill small mammals. The dog owner proceeded to warn the owner of the bar to remove the monkey for fear that the dog would devour the monkey. The monkey owner informed the dog owner to not worry and then handed the monkey a ball-peen hammer. The monkey immediately sprung from the bar onto the back of the dog and began to repeatedly beat the dog on the head with the hammer. The dog ran howling around the bar with monkey on back, but to no avail as the monkey continued to beat the dog senseless. This single story changed the direction of my life. Instead of becoming a doctor or lawyer, I decided at that very moment that my life would dedicated to bringing such tomfoolery such as ball-peen wielding monkeys to the less-informed public My goals of this endeavor are simple: 1 To hear the adoring chants of “Boondoggle, Boondoggle, Boondoggle”. 2. To be able to speak about myself in the third person. 3. To provide moderation to the voices in Loose Cannon’s head. |
| Interests | Writing about general tomfoolery, jackassery and other nonsense. |
| Favorite Movies | Cool Hand Luke, Predator, American History X, Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Bernie's 2, Groundhog Day, Godfather I, Godfather II, Muppets in Space, Joe Dirt |
| Favorite Music | Guns n Roses, Pure Inc., Motely Crue, Brand New Sin, The Answer, Black Label Society, Clutch, Kid Rock, Seether, Rolling Stones |
| Favorite Books | All of them. |