Mateu

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Gender Male
Industry Science
Occupation pixel plier
Location Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction Stampeding Caribou dislodged the ice floe where I had been frozen for 71 years. I landed on the shore of Îles-de-la-Madeleine where a motel manager promptly gave me a job cleaning bathrooms. After three years of saving tips and stealing change left by lodgers, I paid my way to America. Seeking toilet scrubbing work in Owego, NY, I accidentally boarded a bus to Lake Oswego, OR. Now I live in Portland.
Interests languages, etymology, ethnography, investing, Portland, cuisine, human-computer interaction

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Thomas Friedman said so, and if it weren't true, they couldn't have published his book. That's international law.