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Introduction	Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is spelled B-O-B, but it is pronounced Lactose the Intolerant. For these purposes, I will be using the phonetic moniker to avoid confusion. I am a scab writer brought in by management to maintain television programming during labor disputes. You may be familiar with my work from the television writers strike where I kept such notable series as "The Homeboys from Outer Space", "The Geico Caveman", "Barney and Friends" and MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" running unimpeded. Though I am most known for my books of erotic poetry: "There Once was a Woman From Nantucket" and "Roses are Dead."

Introduction

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is spelled B-O-B, but it is pronounced Lactose the Intolerant. For these purposes, I will be using the phonetic moniker to avoid confusion. I am a scab writer brought in by management to maintain television programming during labor disputes. You may be familiar with my work from the television writers strike where I kept such notable series as "The Homeboys from Outer Space", "The Geico Caveman", "Barney and Friends" and MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" running unimpeded. Though I am most known for my books of erotic poetry: "There Once was a Woman From Nantucket" and "Roses are Dead."