Elle
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bartender |
| Location | New Orleans, LA, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a bartender and food addict who is always down for a laugh, is usually far too blunt, and excels at being inappropriate. |
| Interests | Food, movies, tv, books, animals that will let me pet them, dressing as if I were the love-child of Russell Brand and Taylor Swift, vegetables that start with the letter C, Thursdays in June, Impressionism, Post-Impressionism and the Art Deco period, watching fire ants burn in a torrent of lighter fluid, John Oliver, video games where I can choose my gender, napping in the sun, remembering to put on sunscreen, alternative rock from the 90's, Fleetwood Mac, comic books, flower shops, national parks, the feeling you get in your mouth after you eat captain crunch, finding money on the ground, and making out. Also, sex and alcohol. |