Future Cat Lady
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Cat Feeder |
| Location | Bay Area, CA |
| Introduction | It was just mentioned that my profile could use updating. As I am working incredibly hard at my weekend job, I thought I might be able to put a few words together for my “bio”. If I’m going to be an insanely famous cat lady by age 30 I really should have a rocking “about me” section: When not wrestling alligators and saving children from enraged tigers, this Future Cat Lady can be found curled up with her two faithful feline companions reading the news and enjoying a cup of decaf tea. On the weekends she spends her time politely discussing politics with individuals of both like and differing minds. In haiku. Uh. Okay... The closest thing to the news I pay attention to is the Fernando and Greg show, I drink more caffeine than a barista, and I’d more likely be saving the poor tigers from those screaming kids. I’d rather shoot myself in the foot than discuss politics and I hate poetry. A lot. I have two cats. They’re pain in the ass shedding, cord-chewing, pissing, and yowling machines. And I’d rather hang out with them than half the people in the “dating pool”. After a couple years of trying to meet someone in this city, I realized that many just don’t have a clue. Let me help. |
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