Miss Misty
My blogs
| Introduction | Misty is a lesbian. In fact, Misty is so gay, she is gay with girls. Misty is the funny one, but her girlfriend is funny by association. And turtles are cute. |
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| Interests | mocking things, mocking people, social commentary, mocking things some more, lady gaga, art, writing, make-up, crafts, salads |
| Favorite movies | "Telephone" staring Lady Gaga and Beyonce, The Last Unicorn, M, Despicable Me, Maximum Overdrive |
| Favorite music | Lady Gaga, Manowar |
| Favorite books | Why doesn't Lady Gaga have a book? I like coloring books otherwise. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I don't make love potions. Men and women are naturally drawn to me. And my pheromones. And because I don't give them an option otherwise.