Smokey
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Jack and master of all trades |
| Location | Chicago, IL, United States |
| Introduction | I am Indescribably irresistible. An international man of mystery, I never sleep alone, I ooze sophistication and sweat panache, but I'm not above having a moment w my crotch in public. A true ladies' man, I do not quit, do not accept imitations, and I always tip well. Every woman wants to be with me, and every man wants to be me. Who's the man now, dog? I am the dog, now, man. |
| Interests | Peanut Butter Chewies, Italian Espresso, Feet, The New York Times' Review of Books, Financial Markets, Crunk Collars, Conceptual Art Installations, The Early 20th Century, Fine Wines, Fine Women, Licking, Artistic Expression, The Media, Napping. |
| Favorite movies | Casablanca, Duck Soup, Gone With The Wind, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Clerks II, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, A Fistful of Dollars, Cabin Fever II, The Godfather Parts I and II, Airbud. |
| Favorite music | Beethoven, Men Without Hats, Chopin, Mozart, Copeland, Hans Zimmer, The KLF, Charles Mingus, Jeff Mills, Anthony Child, John Cage, My Bloody Valentine, Robert Zimmerman, Madonna. |
| Favorite books | Those which stir my soul and bring me closer to myself. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
I was born barefoot, wearing a tuxedo. It has yet to fail me.

