Gender	Male
Industry	Manufacturing
Occupation	Paper pusher
Location	New Brighton, Minnesota, United States
Introduction	Still here, kinda.
Interests	Reading, writing, 'rithmatic, Green Bay Packers, baseball, Beloit College, b&w photography, golf, dad jokes, music
Favorite movies	North by Northwest, The Big Sleep, The Manchurian Candidate (1962 version), The Producers (1968 verson), Citizen Kane, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Favorite music	Motown, Miles Davis, Beatles, The Clash, Dave Brubeck, Van Morrison, Stax/Volt, Big Star, Yardbirds, Spinners
Favorite books	The Glory of Their Times, Great Expectations, Steppenwolf, Manchild in the Promised Land, Instant Replay, Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract, The Looming Tower, Loose Balls, William Butler Yeats

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

They learn to be the mane attraction