Gender	Male
Occupation	Author
Location	Atlanta, GA, United States
Introduction	John Corwin has been making stuff up all his life. As a child he would tell his sisters he was an alien clone of himself and would eat tree bark to prove it. In middle school, John started writing for realz. He wrote short stories about Fargo McGronsky, a young boy with anger management issues whose dog, Noodles, had been hit by a car. The violent stories were met with loud acclaim from classmates and a great gnashing of teeth by his English teacher. Years later, after college and successful stints as a plastic food wrap repairman and a toe model for GQ, John once again decided to put his overactive imagination to paper for the world to share and became an author.
Interests	Puppies, kittens, Martian death rays
Favorite movies	Rambo, Rambo II, Rambo III, Rambo 2008, The Sound of Music
Favorite music	The kind where people sing along with musical instruments. Especially the kind played on kazoos.
Favorite books	Just about anything by Jeff Somers and Charles Stross

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Because my sparkling vampire body would make all the girls go mad with desire.