Dr Gonzo

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About me

Location Right fucking here, United Kingdom
Introduction About two weeks ago my marriage turned to shit, I started drinking moderately more than I had been and rather than watching CNN whilst pouring beer on my cornflakes I thought I'd start each day with some rambling shit
Interests Getting out of here alive or just in one fucking piece would be nice.

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

Is that a sasquatch?