Eli Sweet

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Pirate Impersonater
Location KunMing, China
Introduction I am an American Living In China Who Dresses Like a Rum-Selling Pirate to Advance my Ambitions as a Musician
Interests Well written sentences.
Favorite Books Some pretentious obscure tomes that would make you feel intellectually dwarfed if I mentioned them...ok War and Peace. I love War and Peace. You haven't read it!? Oh my god, what kind of ignorant republican backwater did you crawl out of? Not to be rude. But, I mean, if you have time in between divorcing and marrying your respective cousins you really owe it to yourself to read it. (note: I have never read War and Peace)