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About me

Gender Female
Industry Government
Occupation Nurse in a Correctional Facility (Jail)
Location Columbia, Maryland
Introduction Even though my husband affectionately calls me "Doc E or Dr. E," I am not a doctor but am the head nurse at a regional correctional facility. I also own a small chain of laser hair removal facilities. I formerly operated a commercial kennel. My passion is caberet! I perform as Bea Arthur, Fred Thompson, the Queen Mum, and most recently Edna Turnblad from Hairspray. My husband gave me several expensive wigs for Christmas which allowed me to add Dionne Warwick to my caberet act. I couldn't be more excited!

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No. I ate them. I've always had a hearty appetite!