Puke Thief

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Biotech
Occupation Turd Farmer
Location Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction I'm a dachshund. I'm long and skinny and I hope to win at the next Buda Weiner Dog Race!
Interests Sniffing my butt, Sniffing other butts, Getting my anal glands squeezed, Licking my privates, CATS!, Dirty laundry, Eating Puke, Hashing
Favorite Movies Benji does Bangkok, Lassie goes to LaLa Land
Favorite Music Butthole Sniffers, Peter Himmelmann's song, Dixie the dog
Favorite Books Clifford the big red dog